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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05

They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
'Housewives' Exec Assistant and Mom of 2 Dies 'Moments After Giving Birth' to Son - TODAY.com
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Just Forget it!
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F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried