What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Rick Pitino 'Feels Bad' For Tom Thibodeau After Knicks Firing - Sports Illustrated

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Love Island Cast Member Leaves the Villa on Day Two - Vulture

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

'Housewives' Exec Assistant and Mom of 2 Dies 'Moments After Giving Birth' to Son - TODAY.com

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Israeli aggression in the Middle East has reached dangerous levels, foreshadowing devastating regional conflicts. How has President Trump contributed to this destructive chaos?

No way

Just Forget it!

F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How corporate America learnt not to mess with Texas - Financial Times

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Michael Wilbon trashes analytics again in Tyrese Haliburton rant: ‘Put the damn laptops down’ - Awful Announcing

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

MIT's high-tech ‘bubble wrap’ turns air into safe drinking water — even in Death Valley - Live Science

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Gastroenterologist shares 5 early warning signs of poor liver health: From loss of appetite to dark patches on face - Hindustan Times

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

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